Here is a real conversation I had today:

Me: I will call Pathmark and see if they are open as I have a dreadful need for more turkey than I have.

Me: *Dialing*

Pathmark: *Regular menu that doesn’t say if they are open* If you’d like to speak to a customer service representative press ‘0’

Me: 0!

Pathmark Rep: Pathmark, open til 5.

Me: THAT WAS MY QUESTION! (Implication: you are full of magic!)

PR:  I know. CLICK.


Apparently he was tired of answering  the same question all day…